One Finger.
From the mutated legends of AgincourtThe stout yeomen of Englands green pasturesThrust the two fingers upwards that theFrench could never steal Plucking the longbow like the devils luteTwo waving fingers the schoolboys snigger at!The colonials lazy in their rudenessJust use one finger , perhaps to plug anA leak in an Imaginary Dike like a DutchmanToiling in the Pennsylvanian heat The overkill of a Bulgarian thrusting all tenFingers mimicking the Romans flingingPoop like bad tempered chimpanzeesAt a tea party , breaking porcelain like drunksOne finger , two finger , good fingerBadfinger