Diction
The Water Company says yourAnal leakage is now up toThree hundred gallons a yearYour forceps need tighteningAnd your pipes flushed All information is readily availableAt your local Pubic LibraryAs how to preserve Walter Sundays sermon at the Baptist ChurchIs dependent on the water pressureHis sermon will be on the evils ofAuditoryYou can’t have your Kate and Edith too.