Beware Poetic Scams
The Poetry Investigation Bureau has issued theFollowing Warning for all active rhymers Please pay attention if offered rosesThe thorns are a threat , real danger it poses The blood red petals like a Burgandy wineLike lipstick on a pig , roasted before you dine Romantic music to fill an empty stomachLike windswept grass on a bleak hillock So if imbibed with an abundance of romancePlease sober up and take an iambic stance