Rachel's Kitchen
Rachel took an appleAnd held it in her hand.She beckoned to me sweetlySaying, “Wouldn’t it be grandTo find ourselves in EdenIn a fig leaf wonderland?" Rachel ate a grapefruitAnd made herself a mess.I watched and got excitedAs it dribbled down her chest.She licked her lips and giggled,“Darlin’, you can have the rest.” Rachel peeled a carrotHeld firmly in her grip,And told me as she stroked itFrom its base down to its tip,“Some creamy Caesar dressingMakes a mighty tasty dip.” Rachel shucked an oyster,With a swift and graceful swirl,Its tender pink flesh glistenedWet around its precious pearl.Said, “This is how to do itIf you want to please your girl.”