Dramaturge
I portrayed the knave of hearts again,A role it would seem I was made for.I ventured off script and silenced my criticsBy drinking them under the table. Classically trained in the tavern arts,I’m a boozy, bibulous sot.A virtuoso of chugging a tankard,A maestro of downing a shot. I've been typecast as a barfly.It's the same old morality play.I’ll adlib my lines to upstage the lead,And be star of this grim cabaret.