Cunning Linguistics
As you read this poem, I’m mentally undressing you.Word by word, your protests drop to the floor.Syllable by syllable, I pare you down to honest flesh.Utterance by utterance, your secrets are revealedUntil you’re nude, standing before meNatural and unembellished, so you can truly appreciateThe intense sincerity of my words. Then I’ll softly stroke your personal pronounsAnd delicately fondle all your feminine articles.I’ll take a most teasing interest in your superlative adjectives.And for your pleasure, I’ll lovingly coordinate your conjunctions.My linguistic interlocution will then slowly, slowly, slowlyCoax your previously in-transitive verbs to thrillTo multiple, unutterably intense and deliciousSpasms of orgasmic literary ecstasy!!!And that’s just the table of contents.P.S. Always practice safe text.