Landgrab
Said Putin from his bunkerThe West is weak and wokeUkraine is just the first oneI’m going to go for broke. Said Boris from his bedroomOh cripes! That’s just not doneHe’ll get a mighty wiggingWhen I get him alone. Said Biden from his bathroomMy bladder’s bad todayWe’ll stand up for MalayaAnd might not run away. Said NATO from its officeWe’ll take a hardline stanceThere’ll be twelve resolutions,And that will stop his dance. Said Putin from his bunkerAttack, attack, attack!It’s easy crushing countriesWhen nobody fights back.