Limericks
Just wrote a few limericks whilst at work (waiting for a delivery) I know limericks are simple things to write but Hey ho! just thought I'd put them on here. (might write some more tomorrow)
There was a young man from PeruWho put Solvite flakes in his stewHe said "you can't beat itCoz if you dont eat itYou can always use it as glue" There once was a man from HitchinWho unfortunately couldn't stop twitchin'At an auction he went to,Though he never meant to,He ended up buying a kitchen There once was a man from New BrightonWho was far too easy to frightenI gave him some booksWith stories of spooksNow he always sleeps with the light on There once was a man from AlgiersWho attempted to pierce his earsWith his battery drillAnd a bit sized three milOf course it all ended in tears