Expert
I’d like to be an expert, a boffin or an ace, To know some very obscure facts about the human race.To have some kind of -ology, it wouldn’t matter what, Caterpillars or cosmology, I’d know the bloomin’ lot.They’d call me up on the TV, Professor G.G.J.She knows bees’ knees from A to Zee or details of Domesday.My name would be synonymousWith books so gig-enormymousOn matters mathematicalAnd language alphabetical.But this can never really be,I don’t know much from A to Zee,But if you want an informed chat,I’m very good at This and That.But even so I still have timeTo master how to coin a rhyme!