The Sneeze
The sneeze is a feral creatureto see it is very rare.You'll hear them out in the wild; so...you'll know a sneeze is there. You'll start to feel a tickledeep inside your plumbingYou're going to need a tissue; 'cos...you know a sneeze is coming You mustn't try to suppress itfor your head is sure to explode.You must let this sneeze run freeto help your nose unload. They begin by tickling your passagesYou've many tucked out of sightthat often fill with thick green slimeBut that's a poem I've yet to write The best suggestion I would sayis to fill your lungs with airand celebrate the impending sneezeand go for it - without a care! If you've heard a sneeze from a along way distantwhilst walking - what can I say?It's probably me;setting one freefrom many miles away!