If I were unplugged
The washing machine's telling tales on the smart fridgeshe said it was it who wet the floor.The video doorbell said she didn't see anything and the smart TV wasn't sure. The security cameras; who's job it wasto note what went on and recallsaid "not my patch - I don't cover that bit,I have no intel at all!" The smart phone - who should know bettersaid he was up by the bedface down on the old bedside tableand couldn't see; and couldn't hear what was said. The heating controller turned up the heatby implying the washing machine was lying."You're constantly creating a puddle or two"a fact; there was no denying! "I am a girl of a certain age; and when a girl gets old,these leaks do happen now and then'tho I'm pretty good all told" A tear could be seenfrom the old washing machine,but the smart fridge chipped in with a smile"You've so much to wash; day in day out,and you'll do much more for a while!" The fridge opened its doors and reassured; as it hugged..."I'd do the very same if I where unplugged"