The Why's
Some Sunday Nonsense
Why do you walk a dog but not a cat?Why does everything you love make you fat?Why does water seem to have no taste?And toxins leaving your body are considered as waste...I thought a waste was to go in the bin?Or something admired if your incredibly thin...Why is the sky blue when it's niceBut grey when it's dreary?And some films make you feel incredibly teary...Some have you laugh untilYou are fit to popWhy when eating pringles—can't you stop...?Why can't breakfast be eggs, That are cadburys or creamInstead of scrambled...With bacon that's lean?Why did Travis think It only rained on him...?And how much of a Jekyll and Hyde—Was Fatboy SlimHe was either fat or thinIt's one or the other...Or perhaps like Freud said;It's to do with his motherWhat was I was saying?I seem to forget...Oh well, I'm sure, It will come to me yet;Ah yes, now I remember ...Why did Carol want it to rainUntil into September?That's completely insane, She's not thought this throughShe'd need to wear welliesAnd Travis would too...What was I saying back at the start?Why do you walk a dog but not a cat?And why does everything you love—make you fat?