Me, Myself and I
When the three of you are confused...
The three of us went out tonightMe, myself, and IWe didn't know where to goOr even what we'd buyI said to me —"What do you think? 'As myself had not a clueAnd I, being the fool I amDid not know what to do.Myself was used to being aloneWith no-one else to pleaseAnd me making decisions, Was really quite a breezeMyself said that wasn't fairI said it didn't matterSure me, myself and I, Was just out for a natter. I said let's go for a curry, Myself wasn't all that keenMe, sure just the very night before, Was the very place I'd been. I decided, toss a coinMyself she did agree, And I did all the flipping With myself just watching me. Well, we came to a conclusionI, myself and me, This really wasn't going to work—Let's try the best of three. When that all failedThere was no alternativeIt was really quite a sin, That after much debating—Me, myself and I stayed in!.