Identifying as a Wumin
Officially feel old.... 🧓
Ah was called a wumin th' dayAnd a wumin ah am it's trueBut in ma heed ah'm still a lassieDespite the V. A. T ah'v accrued Ye get past a point where folk esk yeWhit age is it ye ir noo? An' awe o a sudden yer aulderThan a young doll o' twenty twoAn ye hear the wanes say 'hoi mrs...'An ye hink - this just wull nae daeAn ye get yersel awe in a fluster Whun ye see who their talkin' taeAh guess ah'll jist need tae embrace itAn smile wheneer it's said an be gleedCos the realisation that am a wuminIs so much better than realising ah'm deed.