Upon The Pillow Of My Bed
Inspired by...well, just have a read. The intruder is my dog, Roxy
1. You shall not lay your headUpon the pillow of my bed 2. You shall not share this spaceWith your breath upon my face 3. You shall not scratch or stretchYou will not wretch or beg or fetch 4. You shall not through fart or threatLeave my duvet smelly, damp or wet 5. Or leave a treat upon the sheetThat I'm unlikely to forget You aren't Miss Heard or Johnny DeppDon't wake me up where once I slept 6. Don't flick your ticks upon my coverOr try to hump me like your lover 7. You shall not bare your yellow teethUpon this mattress I bequeathe 8. You will not spread or hoard or hogBecause quite frankly......you're a dog Get out, get up, get off... ...my bloody bed