The Oddities of Love
Juliet save me, I’m so aloneMy life’s exciting as watching stoneSave me from this pit of despairThis sad, dark, empty nowhere I tell you my life is just not fairWhen I see a girl, I HAVE to stare!I’m a junkie, romance is my viceBut how ever can I break the ice? Walk up with a wink and a smile?Hell, I’d be drooling all the whileI say “Hey, you’re pretty cool!”No, I sound just like a tool High five! Up top! Gimme some sugar!Or maybe I just up and hug her?No, that’s assault. I can’t do that!Or a cell will be where I am sat I’m a romantic, lost as can beI so need some love; can you help me?I want to but I am super shyShe can’t say no, I’d rather die! (You miss all the shots you don’t take)Well yea sure, but no heartache 😊No knots or flies down in my tummyNo cold sweats or feeling funny A life without pain, I’d love to seeRejection will NEVER come to beBetween love and war, I’d rather flee90 year old virgin, FINE BY ME! “Excuse me, I think you’re cool”I turn around and there she stoodFrom her mouth, she leaked some droolWhile staring, she took off her hood “High five! Gimme a hug and a kiss!”She moved in close and so I felt blissShe grabbed my arm and spun me ‘roundShe then let out the strangest sound! She moaned so loud with lust so rawShe must have loved what she there sawHer lips to mine, she then did smotherAnd that is how I met your mother