Romance in the office
I was the only janitorShe was the lonely director She was in office all dayAnd just a bit into the nightTo me, hello was all she’d sayBut I thought that was quite alright I needed an excuse to stareAt her blazing red-brown hairWhile my mind was farming fablesof her and me pressed face to faceThe weirdest, strangest thing took placeWell with a thud, it hit the tableAnd I looked down, to my disgraceThere my dick was, stiff and stableAt that point, my heart did raceBut help me out, it sure did notIt grew and took up much more spaceHeart beating more, bigger it got Her shock slowly turned to smile“My oh my, what have you done!Why don’t you stay just a while.I’ll bet we’ll have us some fun” Thus is the tale of her and IWe were obsessed with each otherYou wanted to know how and whyWell, this is how I met your mother